I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I should be sponsored by Trojan
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I have post one night stand depression
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