I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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