I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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