Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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