So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
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You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
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I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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