What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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