So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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