Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
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Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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