She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i love accidental penises.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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