You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
This is my gift to your gina
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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