i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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