Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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