And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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