Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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