Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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