Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Randomize