I'd wear matching sweaters with you
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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