i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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