were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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