This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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