I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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