wat bout pragnant strippers??
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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