ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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