I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
FUCK WHALES
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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