I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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