I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve