She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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