But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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