This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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