Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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