Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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