She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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