remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Randomize
