It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Randomize
