fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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