Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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