she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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