What did we do last night that was yellow?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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