There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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