Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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