3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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