what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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