I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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