Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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