Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
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I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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