im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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