"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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