There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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