Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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