Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Come share oat with me in your robe
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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