was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
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im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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