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is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?

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(573): View more from Missouri

Small penises have feelings too.

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My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going

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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am

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(773): View more from Illinois

the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...

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That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device

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(586): View more from Michigan

Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.

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