Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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